cause we a-listers, we paid sisters, this watch right here dun phased blizzards, i confess i woke up li dih, all this drink in my cuh li dis, all this ass on that ***flawless dick, instagram anotha ***flawless pic, ***flawless city with these ***flawless titties, i got all these hundreds, u got all them fifties
We all love someone way too fucking much.(via morningsuns)
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN